Newspeak cheat-sheet (from "the newspeak dictionary, Xth ed.")

[Jonathan Barlow Gee]

Newspeak cheat-sheet (from "the newspeak dictionary, Xth ed.")::

"Freedom": luxuriant, opulent, hedonic, suicidally immoral, materialism; ex. "they hate us for our freedom."

"Democracy": fossil-fuel powered, pollutant, industrial corporatism; ex. "we must spread democracy." (synonym = "Islamo-Fascism" / "Sharia Law": disproportionate application of Hammurabi's legal code to oppressed cultures, races, genders, etc. by an authoritarian technocracy.)

"Civilization": nepotistic croneyism, networking favoritism; ex. "terrorists oppose civilization."

"Economy": arbitrary valuation of exclusively fiat (counterfeit) currency; ex. "auditing the Federal Reserve US central bank would destabilize the global economy."

"Right": obedience to imbalanced enforcement of non-violent / victimless "crimes" (growing pot = illegal; mandatory taxation = legal); ex. "the bill of rights only applies to Americans;" ex. "you have the right to remain silent during the routine, road-side, body-cavity search." (confer: "Sharia Law")

"Terrorism": receiving free / non-taxed corporate industrial products; exploring alternative methodologies to obtain goods in any more "ecological" or "sustainable" manner; ex. "Jeremy Hammond was a cyber-terrorist;" ex. "you're either with us, or you're with the terrorists;" ex. "googling FIJA or submitting an online request via the FOIA are terrorism and threaten national security."

"Racism": any individual's self-identification with an oppressed or disfavored cultural world-view; ex. "opting out of Obama-care is racist;" ex. "regarding Iran, lying is in their DNA."

"Patriotism": use of military violence to protect the enslaved masses from information that would be upsetting to them or damage their contentment, and for the preservation of the globalist status-quo; ex. "the USA Patriot Act created the DHS and TSA;" ex. "voting is your patriotic duty."

"Medicine": any addictive, industrial pollution- or poison-based placebo provided by a pharmacology or GMO corporation that costs or is taxed sufficiently to justify insurance corporations being required to procure it; ex. "questioning authority is a symptom of mental-illness;" ex. "happy-pills;" ex. "public hygiene." (antonym = "drugs": any naturally occurring, biologically beneficial chemical element.)

"Quantitative Easing": over-production of the fiat-currency "money supply" that increases the rate of "price inflation" at a more rapid rate than "minimum wage" salary can adapt to maintain "standard of living," for the goal of "wealth redistribution" by diminishing the "standard of living" in "first-world" nations; ex. "inflation is a sign of prosperity;" ex. "look busy, China is coming."

"Entitlement": a self-selecting delusion that any government owes you back any of the taxes you pay it; ex. "social security is insolvent;" ex. "millennials are the entitlement generation;" ex. "paying taxes entitles you to police protection."

"Exceptionalism": willing affiliation with militarist globalism advocating philosophical "Zionism" (the belief all Semites must belong to Hebrew "Judaism," and that all non-"Jewish" Semites, including Sunni and/or Shiite Muslims, Zoroastrians, Yezidi, etc., are sub-human mud-bloods who deserve subjugation unto death); ex. "Americanism is exceptional;" ex. "Just War (for oil) is the exception to treaties rendering illegal preemptive interventionism;" ex. "AIPAC are exceptional friends of Israel."

"National Security": the irreproachable, unassailable, ineffable infallibility of Statism, based on the Darwinian-Malthusian axiom that "might makes right;" ex. "the DOD, CIA, NSA, DHS and TSA are necessary to protect your rights;" ex. "anyone who would sacrifice national security for personal freedom deserves neither."

"newspeak": when politicians use common vocabulary terms, they intend for their meanings to apply to a secret definition shared only among the elites. 

"diplomacy": the last refuge of aggression is in the sanctuary of hypocrisy. ex. "Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger carpet-bombed Cambodia to achieve peace with dignity." ex. "Our glorious leader Groucho Marx today arbitrarily called our nation TO WAR!"

proposition for a neologism: "paleo-globalism" - globalism of the "20th century" variety that planned only around end-game "worst-case scenarios" and excluded any planning for a "better tomorrow" than to implement their "doomsday plans." Antonym of "neo-globalism" or "conscientious globalism" - that being the "21st century" trend to see "globalism" as a potentially positive movement, but one that needs to adopt longer-term and more widely beneficial goals to survive. Ex. "your views about the NWO are so paleo-globalist." or, "neo-globalist utopianism would posit things do not have to be this way." Cf. "minarchy."